Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Prepare to be blasted in the cosmos with the force of a thousand asteroids by the unstable, universally feared Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

• Preparation Time: 10 mins
• Total Time: 10 mins
• Calories: 237 Calories

Ingredients

• 1 sugar cube
• 2 fluid ounces tequila
• 1 fluid ounce peppermint schnapps
• 3 fluid ounces gin
• crushed ice, as desired
• 1 drop bitters
• 1 lemon-lime-flavored immune support effervescent tablet (such as Emergen-C®)
• 1 olive
• 0.25 teaspoon salt
• 1.75 teaspoons warm water

Recipe Instructions

Step 1

Place sugar cube on a small vessel. Drop bitters on top; let soak to produce an Algolian suntiger tooth.

Step 2

Fuse salt and water together in a concave apparatus until dissolved to yield Santraginus V sea water.

Step 3

Combine the Santraginus V sea water, Arcturan Mega-gin (gin), and O'l Janx Spirit (tequila) in a serving vessel. Release Fallian marsh gas (effervescent tablet) into the solution. Decant Qualactin Hypermint extract (schnapps) over the back of a spoon held just above the liquid's surface.

Step 4

Transfer the Algolian Suntiger tooth into the concoction; let dissolve. Stir in Zamphuor (ice) to decrease the temperature to 32 degrees F (0 degrees C). Funnel an olive into the final product. 'Drink... but... very carefully...'